10. Only by the Grace of God

10. Only by the Grace of God

 

A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "(A) Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, (B) depend on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."

"Okay," the man said, "(C) I have been married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."

"That's wonderful," said St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"

"Three points?" he said. "Well, (D) I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."

"Terrific!" said St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."

"One point? Golly. How about this? I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he said.

"TWO POINTS!!" the man cried, "At this rate (E) the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"

"Come on in!"

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윗글 밑줄친 (A)～(E) 중에서 어법상 어색한 것을 찾아 고쳐 쓰시오.