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13. Go Forth and Multiply!!

Mr.Yu 2021. 8. 14. 13:33

13. Go Forth and Multiply!!

 

Mrs. Baker a math teacher at a Christian school was trying to make use of Christian themes in the classroom, but was having trouble making it work, until she got some unexpected help from a student.

"Who would like to do the first problem, addition?"

No one raised their hand. She called on Tom, and with some help he finally got it right.

For the second and third problem about subtraction and division, she could get a right answer from Erik and Mary in the same way.

"Okay, who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?" she asked.

John's hand enthusiastically shot up. It surprised everyone in the room because he had previously been avoiding participation.

"Thank you, John, but how could you have the courage to put up your hand this time?" she asked again.

He said, "The Bible says to go forth and multiply!"

https://www.santabanta.com/jokes/19984/go-forth-and-multiply/

 

윗글 밑줄친 부분이 뜻하는 것으로 알맞은 것을 고르시오.

She called their parents to help them.

She picked one of them to ask the questions.

She didn't help them answer the question.

She showed them the answer keys to the questions.

She ignored them on purpose for a while.