15. What? Ties? What Ties?
Church finances were a little tight, so the pastor in the church decided to tell the congregation about that. He took extra time this particular Sunday to stress the importance of everyone giving their tithes and offerings. He went on to challenge the people to give enthusiastically because II Corinthians 9:7 says, "God loves a cheerful giver."
As the plate was passed, a little boy in the second pew, quickly slipped off his neck tie and placed it into the offering plate. His mother, absolutely embarrassed, asked him what in the world he thought he was doing. The boy replied, "The pastor said, ‘Put your ties in the offering plate and do it joyfully.' How could you forget what he told you just a moment ago? You've always told me to do what the pastor asks us to do, haven't you?"
윗글에서 소년과 소년의 어머니가 서로 오해하게 된 낱말을 찾아 쓰고 그 이유를 설명하시오.
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