A newly converted man was very interestedly reading the Bible, and every now and then would exclaim, "Alleluia, Praise the Lord, Amen" and on and on as he read on. A skeptic heard him and came and asked what he was reading.
He answered, "I am reading how God parted the Red Sea and let the Israelites go through ― that is a miracle!"
The skeptic said to him, "Do not believe everything the Bible tells you. The truth of the matter is that that body of water was only really 6 inches deep ― so it was not a(n) _______________." The man nodded in disappointment but kept on reading. The skeptic was walking away, feeling proud that he had set the man straight.
All of a sudden the skeptic heard the man let out a big "ALLELUIA, PTL". At this the skeptic came back to him and asked, "What is it this time?" The man said excitedly in one breath, "This one is a real miracle. God drowned the whole Egyptian army in 6 inches of water!!!"
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