2. Lend Me 5 Cents? A boy was talking to God and said, “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” God said, “No, my child. You may ask me anything. You are my child and I am your Father.” So he said, “God, you've been around for a very long time from the very beginning of the world, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?” God replied, “Dear child, a tho..