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Christian Humor 1 (Dear God)

Mr.Yu 2019. 7. 25. 10:12

1. Dear God

 

A little boy was sad when he saw they were poor and could not pay for the bills.

So he decided to write God a letter.

   

Dear God,

My mommy and daddy need $500 for bills and I don't know who else to ask. Could You please help?

Johnny

The letter was received by the local post office and put in the "dead" letters pile. However,

the clerk was curious about the letter, and opened it to see what it said. He was touched

by the letter and decided to help. He asked all his fellow workers to "chip in" a few dollars

to help a family in need. When all the money was collected, it came to $300. The clerk sent

it to him with the return address simply “God.”

Several weeks later, the clerk found another letter to God written by the boy. The letter said:

Dear God,

Thank you for the $300, but next time don't send it at the post office. ______________________________________________

Johnny

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윗글 밑줄친 부분에 알맞은 것은?

They don't believe in God.

They have a $200 service charge!

The clerk asks too many questions.

They are not so kind to my parents and me.

They don't know how to send the money.

 


 

 



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