4. Acts 2:38
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop, Acts 2:38.”
The burglar quickly turned around, pointing his gun at her and she yelled again “Stop, Acts 2:38.”
This time the man stopped, dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked him “_______________________. The old lady only yelled a Scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” the burglar exclaimed, “I thought she said she had an AX and two 38s.”
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글의 흐름으로 보아 윗글 밑줄친 부분에 알맞은 말을 고르시오.
① What did you say to her there?
② Why did you just stand still there?
③ Why did you point your gun at her?
④ Just wait and see what will happen.
⑤ What did you want to get from her?
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