2. Lend Me 5 Cents?
A boy was talking to God and said, “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” God said, “No, my child. You may ask me anything. You are my child and I am your Father.”
So he said, “God, you've been around for a very long time from the very beginning of the world, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?”
God replied, “Dear child, a thousand years is only five seconds for me.”
The boy then said, “That's interesting, God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?”
God replied, “For me, a million dollars is only five cents.”
He asked again, “Really? Well, then God, would you please lend me five cents?”
God smiled at him and said, “Of course, my child. ____________________”
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글의 흐름으로 보아 윗글 밑줄친 부분에 알맞은 말을 쓰시오.
① How clever you are!
② I am very proud of you.
③ Just wait five seconds!
④ Don't tell anybody about it.
⑤ Obey your parents first, though.
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